condorn:

Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”

beforeandafterfatlosspics:

melonlacanfora
I’m 5’8 and just hit my lowest weight of 160lbs! I was doing a little spring cleaning and found this dress in my closet so naturally I decided to see how it fit. I was so pleased to see that it wouldn’t even stay up! Don’t get me wrong, I would love to be able to keep it because I think it’s really pretty but getting rid of it is so much more satisfying! I bought it my senior year of high school for senior pictures and it was a two person job zipping it up. By senior year I had figured out that my self worth didn’t have anything to do with my weight. That’s why you see a genuine smile in that first picture. I was happy. But I’ve always deserved better than to have to strategically dress to hide things or to get winded walking up the stairs. I made the change because I wanted to feel better. I wanted to be healthy, but I’ve always been beautiful. If there’s anything I want women to realize it’s that big or small you’re absolutely beautiful. Wanting to make changes or not liking things with your body is so understandable but you have to be doing it with the right mindset. Go into it loving yourself and I promise you you’ll succeed. 
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toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

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mitten:

my self esteem is going down i’m yelling timber

thecakebar:

Delicious Interesting Facts About Tea
OMG check out the etiquette section! :O hahahaha! I was born in the wrong era….
Tea Etiquette:
Drink tea in small quiet sips
The cup should be held with the saucer lifted underneath the chin, the cup only moving slightly while drinking
The most elegant way is to clasping the cup curve your finger back and hands so they point towards the wrist
Do not use tea to wash down food
Do not allow the spoons to touch the cup while stirring as it makes a sound
The little finger should be pointing out when clasping the cup
It is inconceivable to smoke while drinking tea
Always wait to be served tea never help yourself